Anatomy lesson: “man caught with crack in buttocks”

The beginning of a news report on the Wicked Local web site, in Massachusetts:

In Framingham, man caught with crack in buttocks

By Norman Miller/Daily News staff

The MetroWest Daily News

Posted May 16, 2013 @ 12:01 AM

FRAMINGHAM — A Dorchester man who sold drugs hid a plastic bag full of crack cocaine in his buttocks on Tuesday, a prosecutor said Wednesday in Framingham District Court [pictured here].

Police arrested Dekara Anderson, 38, at 8:45 p.m. after a foot chase and being shocked twice with a Taser, prosecutor James Kerr said during Anderson’s arraignment….

(HT Adam K Olsen)

BONUS: Dekara Anderson wants you to be his pen pal