there's a hole in my head…

and that's why i'm antisocial!

i went back to the gym for the first time

in eight weeks and had a rather untriumphant

return. i'm so out of shape! but to rub salt

in the wound, i spent 15 minutes at my locker

trying to remember my combo. i knew for certain

2 out of the 3 numbers. then i started second

guessing myself on the sequence. and that was

the beginning of the end.

muchly sheepishly, i went up to the front desk
and had the clerk cut off my lock. *shakes head*
this is my state of mind...