A list.

Five Reasons Why This Week Already Rocks:

1. Bret Michaels has been released from the hospital. Already! The man is like a the cat from that song: you can't keep him down. There must be some kind of gene in rock stars that makes them, like, almost superhuman. Maybe we can pinpoint it and pass it out to the rest of us?

2. My first beach trip of the season is getting closer. Holy guacamole, I have never been more ready to see the ocean in my life. What a crazy few months, you don't even want to...