From the Slush Pile

I don't know where TEoP guidelines have been published recently but wherever it is, people aren't reading them. I read eight stories tonight and was pretty disappointed.

Two alien stories – not on genre
One heaven story – guidelines explicitly state "do not want"
One heaven/alien story – guidelines explicitly state "do not want" and not on genre
One time travel story – guidelines explicitly state "do not want"
One alternate dimension story – guidelines explicitly state "do not want"

One "fat peopl...