Now, a Word from Isabella Rossellini on How to Eat the Young

We realize there's only so much time one can spend in a day watching new trailers, viral video clips, and shaky cellphone footage of people arguing on live television. This is why every day The Atlantic Wire highlights the videos that truly earn your five minutes (or less) of attention. Today:

Not content with teaching you everything there is to know about sex between snails, Isabella Rossellini now wants to show you how hamsters give birth and how hamster moms will eat their young. Yay!

Robot Chicken x The Simpsons. It's the first time in a long time that something from The Simpsons felt this funny — and we mean that in the best way possible: 

Fine, we get it. There's a distinct possibility that you hate the new Daft Punk album — the robotic DJs kind of wanted it that way. But even if that's the case, we'll always have this goat version of "Get Lucky":

And finally, here are more than four minutes of animals sneezing. We promise that Ms. Rossellini does not make an appearance.