Letters, We Get Letters

I got this email recently. Well, I got it in December, but I'm just now getting to December's email, so for me it's recently.

Anyways, here's what it said:

From: (Name deleted)


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I don't know what it says about me, but I love these emails. Why? Because it gives me a chance to send this:

"Dear ________,
Thank you for your kind words about Pearls. Unfortunately, due to the overwhelming...