I've been Briticized

[image error]Last year, I did a photo shoot and article for a British magazine called Red. I never saw hide nor hair of the article until a friend sent it to me last week. I was highly amused to find I'd been quoted in a language that wasn't entirely my own:

"I asked my mum what Dad did for a living and she'd say, 'He sets up computer systems for foreign governments.'"

"When my family discovered I planned to publish my revelations about Dad, my sisters and my mother closed ranks."

"Now that I've freed...