She: Honey, why don't you finish the book in the morning? It's late.
He: Just one more chapter, sweetie?
She: You know, reading isn't the only fun thing to do in bed. If you get my drift.
He: Uh huh. Whatever you say, dear.
She (Removes nightgown): Sure I can't persuade you to put the book down?
He (Looks at her, then back at the book): I'm almost done.
She: Jerk. What is that you're reading, anyway?
He: It's called The Auction Winner's Novel, by Jane Dough.
She: Lemme have a look at the cover . . . ...
Published on May 02, 2010 07:02