My tweets

Wed, 14:10 : This sock monkey gargoyle is starting to whisper plot points to me for the next Spellmason book.. should I be concerned? Wed, 14:33 : Can we all agree in 2013 that bitching about pressing 1 for English is mild racist fuckery? Wed, 14:37 : If anything, I demand that pressing 2 for Elvish become an option! Wed, 15:56 : I don' t think @margaretcho outed John Travolta as much as John Travolta outed John Travolta Wed, 17:18 : I am sad at the sudden onslaught of "punk" fashion in the mainstream... it strips it of its hardcore Hot Topic roots #oldschool Wed, 18:07 : Most retweets evar thanks to @margaretcho... will have to somehow figure her into my next fantasy books release... or, I suppose, Travolta Wed, 20:24 : Most days at work it's very Valar Dohaeris here, but once in a great while I TOTALLY get all Valar Morghulis up in this bitch! Thu, 00:11 : Gargoyles, witches, warlocks, maybe even a druid in the new Spellmason book... that last one just to piss off @KevinHearne Thu, 02:46 : Look who's tweet made it to the bottom of this article http://t.co/7czSAvd5AU