Release Day, Fantasy Style

So if this were my 42nd book, instead of my 2nd... if I had a list of bestsellers and a couple movie deals under my hat... THIS is how I would be spending today:





8am: Wake up early enough to feel productive, but not so early I feel hostile.



Brush teeth, make coffee, head out for nice sunny walk









And maybe I'll have a yard like this to cool down in...



9:30am: Arrive home to Sven's fresh fruit and yogurt with granola and maybe a mimosa, as it's a special day (Sven is my in-home chef I will hire)





Sven can get very strange, but that's how I roll...



10:00am: Head for my spa treatment: massage, facial, mani/pedi. I'll take a buddy along if y'all want to start sucking up now...







Noon: Lunch with a couple girlfriends at a nice rooftop place with sun and fabulous food.





This is what I have in mind: a laughing lunch.



1:30pm: Head to a couple bookstores and ask if they'd like some copies signed... flocked by fans in the parking lot and have impromptu signing





Would ya LOOK at that mob!?



3:30pm: lounge with a good book for an hour or two.





Might need a flight for this one...



6:00pm: Small party with family and friends featuring fresh crab, artichokes, brie... all my favorites...





What?  They might be my friends...



9:00pm moonlit swim in a nicely heated pool.







But instead, this is my second book and I am at my day job... I AM taking Thursday off, as I have an event that night at Aunt Agatha's and I want to get my hair done and take a day to enjoy it...



So what do you think of my plan? Am I missing anything you'd include?