Skate or Die…or, Both

After a week’s hiatus, Bad Movie Friday returns with a vengeance, as well as the most unnecessary use of a rocket launcher ever committed to film. The ridiculous clip above is plucked from the 1987 Skinemax anti-classic Hard Ticket to Hawaii, in which several Playboy centerfolds play badass DEA agents. The acting is beyond atrocious; we remain convinced that at least half the cast was functionally illiterate, and thus had to memorize their lines by rote. And the Deron McBee-style hair throughout