Ne’er do wellThe ne’er do well can be found trouncing the...

Ne’er do wellThe ne’er do well can be found trouncing the boulevardsof cities near architecturally unsound buildings thatare not quite but almost influenced by the Spanish, andthat house primarily the Blind (see Blind pg. 14). Ne’er dowells sport trousers hiked to chin height, a style that ne’erdo wells say to one another, is “bully.” Should you upset thene’er do well in the midst of his phonograph’s renditionof Odeon’s Nutcracker with your rambunctious whippersnapper’srap, the ne’er do well shakes a balled fist yourway, exclaiming “Why I oughtta!” To this the reply—tothe ne’er do well in his natural habitat—is “Yeah, you andwhat army?” This has been classified as the ne’er do well’scall and response. This will be what the ne’er do well willcall a fine song and dance. Supposing, though, that you’rewrong about your judgments, the ne’er do well will inquirewhat the repercussions might be should the ne’er do wellcall you a lunkhead. You will suppose that one of these daysit’s gonna be a smack to the moon. The lunkheaded ne’erdo well will tell you that this is horseradish, and you willsay, no, no, ne’er do well, even on the moon ne’er do wellscannot breathe any kind of atmosphere. Even on the moon,ne’er do well, all anyone sees is a dim vision of the Earth.The ne’er do well will ask you what you got to say about it.The correct response at this moment is to have your fistsorbit each other while you mutter, “I’ll say plenty.”