I Can Do It Too You Stupid Robot You!

Seems the spammers are out in full force lately at my sea. Thankfully blogger is good for something and catches them for me. Wow, blogger did no commit a sin and actually got a win. Better go mark that down somewhere. I will put it at the bottom of the litterbox in my lair. Anyway, the cat wants to spam away. You heard that right, time for a spam display.

Hello,
Would you like some jello?
It is very juicy and good for you.
I swear what I'm saying is true.

There are things in it,
The will help "you know" grow a bit.
I'm a good God fearing cat.
So I will keep such terms under my hat.

I would also like to offer you,
Something that may seem to good to be true.
But just keep reading until the end,
And I guarantee you will be around the bend.

You will be so happy with what I will give out,
That you will truly want to shout.
But I ask you keep this between us,
And not tell your neighbor, Gus.

Because if too many people know,
This wonderful trick won't go.
It has to be only spread to a few,
And you are so lucky I picked you.

Now here is the deal,
I know it will seem unreal.
But don't stop reading just yet.
This is a very safe bet.

Heck, I'm a God loving cat,
So I can't even bet at my mat.
This is 100% guaranteed to work,
And leave you with a smirk.

For just a little advice,
And at no additional price,
I am willing to share with you,
My secret to making all your dreams come true.

All you have to do,
Is get your check book in view.
And send me a blank one,
So I have your info and all will be done.

Now don't write on it.
For then it won't work one bit.
Just send one my way,
And I'll take your info and add it to my display.

Then you will be entered into my system of money,
That will get you so much you'll move somewhere sunny.
That is all it takes,
I know you must have the shakes.

So send your check to,
Three miles west, two miles east and around the golden loo.
Then I'll pick it up and get things ready.
The cash will then flow in steady.

Thank you for your time,
I hope you join me and stop working for every dime.
Oh and enjoy that jello too,
That was made especially for you.

Damn, if the cat had no morals and was a sleazy slimeball scum sucker, saying that three times fast makes your lips pucker. I could really give crime a go. But that would never be done at my show. Just showing that spam should be crushed into toe jam for all it is is trash. I hope those spammers get a bad rash. Somewhere where it will cause them quite the amount of sass. That would be quite enjoyable to my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.