I (don't) need a cult that will pay me to rant

I was thinking recently about people who make a lot of money telling their audiences what they want to hear. I would love that gig, but there's no choir in search of a preacher that would have me. Which might be my salvation.

That notion was inspired by noticing too many people who think complaining on the internet is "social justice", but also by this, from On the Streets of Oakland:

For a taste of local entertainment, I went to a Tourettes without Regrets show. Hugely popular with t...