Writing Exercise

You may have noticed that one of EE's offerings in the Brenda Novak Auction is:

YOUR BOOK Featured in an EVIL EDITOR FILM

To save time once the auction ends, it would be nice to have the script ready. So . . . Write an amusing scene in which a book figures prominently. It can be any book, or a made-up book, but the book itself will be replaced by the winner's book, so don't make any specific statements about the plot, as they probably won't apply to the actual book. A book club meeting?...