So I got into my new apartment for the first time yesterday and we had the widow open and I’m...

So I got into my new apartment for the first time yesterday and we had the widow open and I’m like what is that sound? Well my place over looks this cafe across the street and some hipster dude is out at one of the tables with a pile of artfully arranged books and a smoke on his lips banging away on a typewriter…for over an hour. Fucking Portland.