Stop Seeing Everything In Black & White: Vera Wang’s Totally Whack Bridal Gowns

Bridesmaids–or slutty looking idiots? You decide.

I was a child bride, married so long ago I don’t even retain memories of the event. After a few decades my peers caught up and started pairing off and I’ve been very lucky. I’ve never had to endure spending a bajillion dollars on some funky bridesmaid’s dress with shoes dyed to match. Which is not to say I haven’t been tormented by being in weddings, because, oh I have. For all three weddings I’ve been a bridesmaid-ish-sort-of-thing in I’ll adm...