A Yex Of A Hex!

Did you think I would use Yonkers to drive you bonkers? The cat doesn't what to get lost there, I'm sure what I just did a few are aware. Anyway, I will yex for my Y. Actually only one of the things it implies is done by this guy. Err umm cat, but you knew that.

Have you yexed today?
I bet you have at you bay.
At least in one way,
I hope not in one of the meanings at play.

You yexed just there.
My what a nice breakfast you had at your lair.
What is that I smell?
I beat it went down swell.

Or maybe not,
You are yexing a lot.
You sound like a goose,
Or a dying moose.

Boy, I hate yexing like that.
Can hurt too as you jiggle some fat.
Could be hours before you are yexed out.
No matter if you swear and shout.

That yexing is finally done,
Such yexing is no fun.
Did you just yex on me?
I will yex back at thee.

But I have good aim.
I'll yex my germs on you all the same.
And yex right in your eye.
It will look like you are passing a cry.

When really you'll cry another way,
For the yex I sent into the fray.
But with that yex you'll yex some more.
Did you know you yex when you talk and snore?

Did you know you snore?
Thankfully we are passed that at my shore,
No need for any wild calls,
Gracing my halls.

Have you had it with the yexing yet?
The mind of a few went to the gutter I bet.
 (Right here the power went out as I wrote,
I guess the hex of the yex got a vote.)

But you shall not stay,
Now in the gutter and play.
Unless you go all urban at your sea,
Then yex becomes kinky.

For the Middle English yexing I will spit,
Yexing I may hiccup a bit.
Yexing may also bring a belch to light,
Yex away into that dark night.

Now you should know what yexing is at you show. What, you are still confused? Well belch, spit and hiccup and you may feel less abused. For that is what yexing is class. Now you know a new word thanks to my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.