Damn Blue Guy Can Surely Tell A Lie!

So dVerse wants the cat to go on a trip, pfft I don't give a tip. Yes, I am a mean cat. But they threw my litterbox gift back the last time I tipped at my mat. That was just rude of that waiter dude. Anyway, back to a trip. I figured instead I'd give the blue guy lip.


A trip that never was,
That got lots of buzz.
As the blue guy said,
Off the top of his spiky haired head,

To Bora Bora we all would go.
Whether friend or foe.
Even the cat could go with Pat.
No need for litter with that.

So all was in place,
With our Bora Bora race.
Then he lied,
Pretending he tried.

No nice golden sand,
Or little island band.
No water oh so blue,
That it looks brand new.

No nice beach,
With nice sights in reach.
Where you could wait for them to get drunk,
Not knowing until morning how low they sunk.

No shark fishing for the cat.
Do they even have that?
Could surely fill my belly,
Bet sharks aren't as smelly.

No getting waited on night and day.
I suppose you can get that at your own bay.
But if you want a looker,
May have to pay a hooker.

No water bungalow fun
For each and every one.
Where you could walk out,
And have a shower easily as you splash about.

Or would that be a bath?
Just don't go there or you'd suffer wrath.
I suppose the fish go though,
So you'd be swimming in their crap to and fro.

Don't you just like the images I give?
Should I live and let live?
Pffft to that,
It will never be let go of by the cat.

So there you go, just to let the blue guy know, the cat will never let it go here at his show. Maybe one day the cat will get payback though and give the blue guy a trip at his show. It will be all free and he could visit Greenland with glee. Finding out it isn't really green at all while the cat runs down his non Bora Bora like hall. Instead I have to roll in cold grass with my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.