FLASH! Congress Just Eliminated the Need for Flight Controllers to Stay at Home, And Those Infamous Flight Delays Should be Over by Tomorrow

We've just received word (and are passing it on to all our readers) that the House of Representatives have just passed the same amendment to the sequester of funds for the Department of Transportation passed yesterday by the U.S. Senate, which will now avoid the need for flight controllers to go on periodic "furloughs" from their jobs. Since President Obama will obviously sign the legislation--and fast, the situation at the nation's airports should return to normal by tomorrow at the latest. If you've been worried about delays in your own fight times, you should no longer do so.
Turns out that Congress, bless their souls, are occasionally capable of acting sensibly.