Having Some Fun

The two women sit in the pub drinking heavily. One of them puts down the phone having called for her husband to come and walk her home.

She turns to the other woman and says, "I've going to have a laugh on the way home".

"How's that", the other replies.

"Well, I'm going to get halfway home and then 'discover' that I can't walk. So I'm going to throw myself on the floor and roll around like a two-year old having a temper tantrum".

"Won't that get you dirty?", the other woman says.

"Well, yeah, but ...