My tweets

Wed, 13:27 : I'd like to believe there's a parallel universe where I'm 40 lbs lighter, on the Times list & live on the SHIELD Helicarrier Wed, 14:19 : When I start writing traditional fantasy the first line of it will be "He was a dark and stormy knight." Wed, 14:30 : Teddy Roosevelt: The Original Ron Swanson. Discuss.. Wed, 23:59 : Some times I wake up w/ night terrors fearing that the inhabitants of the town I abandoned in Animal Crossing years ago are coming to get me Thu, 01:35 : Listening to disco on American Idol has me humming The Barry Gibb Talk Show & thinking about chest hair & crazy cool medallions Thu, 03:59 : I think I speak for all gamers everywhere when I say PEW PEW PEW!