OK, I'll admit it…

I am a chain-coking chocaholic overachiever with an inferiority complex who cannot delegate a single thing because I'm controlling to the point of neurosis. There. I've said it. Phew. Happy to get that off my chest. Now, I can get back to work doing everything.

Oh, by chain-coking, I am referring to the red cans with waves on them, not the white powder. Ugh. That's nasty stuff, no thanks. Every morning I crack open a can of pop. To those who say 'Ewww' I reply…'And how much sugar and caffeine ...