मैं भी चोर तू भी चोर

During my childhood days, I hated my father for watching news channels and useless debates. It used to be a torture watching and listening to endless discussions and same reports over and over again. Now, when I am in my late twenties, I understood that it was indeed a stupid thing to do, but was necessary. I watch news daily and listen to endless debates. Though there is nothing which comes out of it but it is a time pass. I enjoy debates. No matter how big or how worst scandals have occurred but the whole debate is always Congress vs BJP. I like mindless blame game on the television while a debate. The ministers who often do not have knowledge of what they are talking about quarrel like street dogs. They bark on each other and perhaps if given a choice will bite each other as well. The snow-ball of allegations are thrown and re-thrown. We as common man think that how stupid they are? But the reality is that they are the sharpest and the canniest. They bypass the real issue of corruption and play amongst each-other, which public think as a fight but in reality, it is scripted. As scripted as a movie dialogue ‘KITANE AADMI THE?’ It is predefined to them that on the point when they will stuck, they will talk about useless things. The whole serious discussion on coal, 2G, commonwealth, irrigation, colonies, helicopters and everything vanishes between two useless and gross questions-   ‘TUM LOGO NE KYA KIYA THA, JAB TUMHARI SARKAR THI’ and ‘TUMHARI SARKAR KYA KAR RAHI HAI?’ It is so scripted that a common man enjoys the words- fight and likes the moderator of the debate as well. But in the course of enjoyment and entertainment the serious issues are gulped with a cup of coffee they get from the news channels. ‘AND THEY DON’T EVEN BURP.’ When they get over with the show, the quarrel ends as if never was there. They talk sweetly to each other and shake hand…and even hug each other and thank each other for savings their ass. The harmony between them after the show can be compared to that of between Lord Rama and Bharat. Where the hell the hot steam and temper goes, don’t forget that they are same people who have committed crime against the public of India…but who cares?  Because at the end of the day ‘CHOR-CHOR MAUSERE BHAI’.The steamed issues like above are solved in closed room discussions. Nobody knows that what kind of dealings are done inside those rooms. How many Crores have been spent by the government to keep their allies with them and to make opposition quit any particular issue. Nobody knows that for which minister a 5 star hotel has been booked and has been provided with the services of high class prostitute.We as common men keep wondering about how rich we will become when the black money sent overseas will come back, electricity bills, gas cylinders, petrol, diesel, vegetables and the things which affect us.  Oh! I forgot that I too have to pay the electricity bill today, otherwise late fee will be charged.     क्यों करे चिल्लम-चिल्ली
क्यों करे हम शोर।
आ गले मिल जाए बंधू
मैं भी चोर तू भी चोर।
कहानी बना ले धासु कोई
ब।हर मिडिया है घनघोर।
आपस में लड़ कर क्या फायदा
मैं पतंग तू डोर।
आ गले मिल जाए बंधू
मैं भी चोर तू भी चोर।।