BEEN CAUGHT STEALING?

I Poemed the News over at CBS Chicago again this week. Heartfelt thanks and platonic, baseball-style butt-smacks to the Mason Johnson. See also: Russ Woods, J. Bradley, Cassandra Gillig. Yes, yes.

SEE: FOOTNOTES TO A HOLDUP IN WHICH A MAN DEMANDS PIZZA BUT SETTLES FOR PAPA JOHN’S