New report says butter isn’t fattening…but water is!

First, eggs were bad for you. Then they were good for you.

Now they are bad for you again.

I can’t take it any more.

These “scientists” can’t make up their mind.

Have no fear, friends. I can.

Go ahead and set the table.

Put out some nice flowers and your best china.

I’ve done extensive research, and my findings are irrefutable.

Ready? Here goes. I promise to never, ever, go back on my word.

Cake is a vegetable.

Go ahead. Dig in.

You should have 2 to 3 vegetables every day.

You’re welcome.

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