Multi-tasking Flunky

Life moves at warp speed–and like many of you– all my multi-tasking skills are required to keep up!  As a Multi-Tasking Flunky, I tend to do dumb stuff…with amazing regularity.  Frequent do-overs are necessary–sooo not efficient!

Applying hand lotion before walking out the door–oops! Can’t turn the doorknob!
Not checking to see if my reading glasses are in my purse before leaving the house–nah, I didn’t need to read anything today.
Not purchasing reading glasses for EVERY room of the house–because I can never find them anywhere!
Putting a meal in the oven only to forget about it while completing other tasks–What’s that burnt smell–aw, damn!
Never remembering if I closed the garage door.
Forgetting to include the email attachment.
Leaving the grocery list at home. (A photographic memory would come in handy.)
Neglecting to hit SEND on a text, then wondering why the recipient didn’t reply.
Forgetting to gas the car after work, which means filling it at 6 am.
Asking someone a question and then not listening to the answer.
Looking for reading glasses… that are on my head.
Taking leftovers home and never eating them.
Writing to-do lists and then promptly misplacing them.
Forgetting I put a load of clothes in the wash or dryer…for days.
Always misplacing my cell phone–Hey, somebody call me!
Neglecting to transfer the important items when changing my purse–Where are my house keys?
Never tightening the lid on the water bottle. The most expensive misstep of all because the technology goes for a refreshing dip and Apple gets more of my money.

Hubby and kiddos could probably add a few others–and they tried–but my snippy-sassy reply just sent them running!

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