Mickey the one-eyed trouser mouse

[image error]My friend Karen took me to Disneyland (!) yesterday, as a belated birthday present. I think I was there, once, as a kid, but I'm not sure; I don't remember my parents letting me out of their basement dungeon to go there. Anyway, I'd always imagined it would be a horrible place to go: Massive crowds, insanely overpriced merchandise, forced fun–and yes, I saw all of that, but dare I admit that I really enjoyed it? We boarded a boat to sail through "It's a Small World," careened around corners o...