Evil Eulogy 1

We are gathered here today to reflect on, and celebrate, the life of... a man who needs no introduction from me.

Born... not far from here (at least in astronomical terms), he grew up in... roughly the same place... and built a successful career doing... whatever the hell he did... editing, I guess. He was celebrated and beloved in... the community of which he was part, and everyone respected his... many sterling qualities, which are so well known that I don't need to expand on them here.

How m...