Go, gators.

A couple of days ago, I found out just how famous I really am.

A local lawyer with whom I've played poker a couple of times called me about 11:00 in the morning. "I have a client," he said, "who has to talk to somebody famous. Can you be by the phone between noon and 12:30?"

I said sure, but started to protest that I wasn't a famous person.

"I know," he said. "This is just in case we can't get John Travolta."

He never called back, so I guess Travolta returned his call. I wonder what the clien...