Fun Friday!

  He said: I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it
She said: You wear pants don't you?

He said: Shall we try swapping positions tonight?She said: That's a good idea - you stand by the stove and sink while I sit on the sofa and do nothing but fart. He said: What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave youShe said: Turn sideways and look in the mirror!   He said: Why don't women blink during foreplay?
She said: They don't have time.   He said: How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
She said: I don't know; it has never happened.  He said: Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
She said: They already have boyfriends.  He said: What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
She said: A widow.
 He said: Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said: Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.   So I was lying in bed with my wife watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire. I looked over at her and asked if she wanted to have sex.

She said, “No.” I said, “Is that your final answer?” She said, “Yes, that's my final answer.” I said, “If that's the case, I would like to phone a friend.”  That's when the fight started.