Even my huge husband could not save me

On the spur of the moment, we took our teen to a water park.

Because the winter has been WAYYYYYY too long.

And cuz I love wearing a bathing suit. Ha ha ha.

My teen and her friend went off on their own, leaving my husband and I alone.

We travelled through tubes of coursing water, swallowed lots of chlorine,

and made out under the stairs when no one was looking.

A perfect day.

All that activity made me hungry.

I despaired of finding relief until…

Oh, yes. Healthy snack, here I come!

I chose potato chips, because my husband wasn’t looking.

Clapping my hands in anticipation, I waited for my selection to fall…

Oh, no.

NOOOOOOOOOOO!

My husband heard me wail and rushed into the vending machine room.

When he discerned the reason for my distress, he did what any man would do.

He grabbed the machine and rocked it back and forth to free my potato chip snack.

It didn’t work, but my husband’s biceps bulged. Pretty soon, I forgot about the chips.

Can you guess what happened next?