Why I cry in hotel lobbies

No. I don’t miss my dog while I’m away on vacation.

Don’t be silly. Why do you ask?

Frankly, it’s a relief to spend time away from her.

When I’m home, she’s constantly staring at me with those brown eyes.

It’s exhausting trying to discern what she is trying to tell me.

So believe me, I have no problem going away without her.

I don’t even see anything that reminds me of her. Do you?

Oh, did you hear that? It sounds like a puppy.

Aww, how cute.

What? My eyes aren’t watering.

Um, sorry. I gotta go. Need to powder my nose.

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