A Name Not The Same!

So for P I thought it would be fun to do a Pat run. I know all want to know what is the real name of Pat at our show. Yeah, the cat will finally tell as he rings the P A to Z bell.

Get ready to hear,
Perk up your ear,
Come closer, dear.
That word causes fear.

It's Foghorn Corn,
Since the day he was born.
Don't believe me?
Damn, I can't fool thee.

It's Klipper Clapper,
He's a mighty fine trapper.
It's Freedom Hatt,
He's really really fat.

Nope, Bubbles Magoo,
Is the name that is true.
I sure hope not,
Would not bestow that name on a robot.

Whoopdi Doo,
A relation to the mutt at our zoo.
Fartin Martin works.
Could pass gas and scare away jerks.

Books by Fartin Martin could be all the craze,
Even if the gas left you in a daze.
Of course if they stink,
That would tickle Fartin Martin pink.

Sadly, its Dugo Donald Diefenbaker.
Triple D could be a money maker.
At least one of the D's isn't Dick,
That would sound less slick.

Tucker Trucker is the best,
It passes the umm clucker test.
Peter Horne works too,
Many really have that last name near my zoo.

Orlin it really is,
Wait! That's mine with the rhyming biz.
Being named after a cat,
How about that?

So after all of that,
Still think it isn't Pat?
I mean you were given such great names by the cat,
Fartin Martin is still fat.

This came about as a while back Pat was given a shout, that one did not think it was his real name. So the cat decided to mame. But for those who think otherwise they are out of luck, as it has nothing to do with anything that rhymes with truck. Pat Hatt is truly what came to pass, so just trust my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.