No Butts, Just dVerse Nuts!

What is that you say? You were looking for a dVerse crack display? Doesn't work for N, so it's nuts away at my den. This should be fun as a nut tale is spun by a rhyming nut. At least I don't sniff a butt.

Nuts are great.
Nuts are grand.
The crazies can relate.
And they hang when you stand.

Nuts are scary.
Nuts are weird.
Some are overly hairy.
Others dawn a beard.

Nuts come with a warning.
Nuts come in a bag.
They may turn cold in the morning,
Or want to play tag.

Nuts come in many shapes.
Nuts come in a can.
Some shrivel like grapes,
Becoming a flash in the pan.

Nuts can make you dead.
Nuts can make you shout.
As up pops a nutty head,
That can really sprout.

Nuts can make you fat.
Nuts can make you full.
Once they have a hat,
Open wide and pull.

Nuts may give you pleasure.
Nuts may cause you doom.
Who cares how they measure,
As long as they are in bloom.

Nuts may make you cry.
Nuts may uncancel your show.
Thanks to many a girl and guy,
They uncancelled Jericho.

Nuts will always remain.
Nuts will always crow.
But if they are to vain,
Kick em down below.

Nuts will never be.
Nuts will never play.
For with little old me,
I was snipped snipped at my bay.

Wasn't that a nutty run? Nuts can sure have some nutty fun. Did your mind go to the gutter giving you a stutter? At least I didn't mention nuts in peanut butter. That may have made you mutter. But with all the nuts at my sea, I couldn't help but go all nutty. Damn, talking about nuts in mass sounds so bad to my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.