To Mindy Kaling

*Mindy Kaling has announced she is writing a book, to be released in 2011.

Dear Mindy Kaling,

Don't. Please, don't. If ever there was a woman who wouldn't, I believe it would be you. Does the market need another, "look how quirky and funny my love life is" book? Do woman need another charmingly eccentric icon? No. They don't.

I'm somewhat optimistic. You've said some pretty rad things on your Twitter feed, like here:

Yes! AMAZING point.

But then you say some pretty goddamn cliched points, like...