Shaking in My Boots

What's the dealio with all of these earthquakes and volcanoes lately? Iceland, Chile, Haiti, China, Australia, Utah, etc. Yellowstone is the largest volcano in the world, and if the theory that earthquakes sets off volcanoes is true...Well, we might all be fucked. As in "mass extinction" fucked. So, on this Earth Day I just want to say to Mother Earth, I loooove you! Please don't spew don't get all grumbly and spew lava on my ass. Pleeeease!!