Christian Zombies?

I have so many questions for this guy, Jeff Kinley:

1. Is this a book about killing Christian zombies?

2. If yes, are these Christians who became zombies or zombies that then became Christians?

3. If the latter, how hard is that mission field? You get called as a missionary to the zombie community. Rough.

4. Or is this a book about killing regular zombies in a Christian fashion?

5. If yes, what’s the most Christian way to kill a zombie? I’m almost positive holy water doesn’t do anything.

6. How many of these zombies are former elders? (My dad is a pastor, and I swear he’s worked with some Christian zombies before.)

7. Or is this book about how we should all be dead to our sin and act like “Christian zombies?”

Those are my questions. Now that you’ve seen this book, what are your questions?