Vitamin d deficiencyThis condition results from leaving f...

Vitamin d deficiencyThis condition results from leaving for work indarkness and returning home after sundown. Workis as an accountant. All members in this firm firmlybelieve in eventually being in the black. Sufferers dreamdreams of a dairy farm, of becoming a cheese maker. Theyand their boyfriends have begun making cheese in theirtiny Seattle apartment on weekends. This, they say, is avery involved process, so they cannot get outside. Even ifthey did, the sky is covered by clouds that drizzle mist. Inthe world there are novelists who tell these accountantsthat they are cheese making vampires, them and theirboyfriends—all men such novelists have never met—andthat they’ll make novels about them and collect billionsof dollars. The accountant-cheese makers say their goatcheese is pretty good but not the right texture, thoughthey’re working on that. None of the boyfriends have thename of Patrick.