Kitty Instead Of Cat, How About That?

You knew there was a post about me in some form or another coming for the A to Z. I could use a number of letters it seems, as there are many ways to say cat on ones stream. But the cat went with K again. Maybe next year I'll change it at my den. But you know thanks to you guys, I missed the bed as I give my rhyming cries.


See what I mean?I only get a crummy blanket at our scene.

I tried the rolly chair.But all that does is show me off with flair.
 
Next the butt pillow of Pat,His impression leaves that rather flat.

So the fight was on. I figured I'd distract Cassie with some baking soda at dawn.

 Yeah she ate it up fast,It was now I add to employ that other cast.

Prissy kitty one just stood there,He was no help at all at that other lair.

The old grumpy gal,Was not in the mood to be a pal.

And this other black thing,Kept giving a purring ring.

He was as creepy as can be,Doing nothing but stare at me.

Of course the biggest poser of all,Never leaves that spot at the other hall.
 
So I had to employ some bait.A hotdog served up on a plate. 

A dog who thinks it is a cat,That had to distract her at the other mat.

 But nothing worked at all,Until the big moose gave his call.

 That sure got Cassie's attention,And she ran away like she was about to get detention.

 Ahhhh, success.But after all of that I have to confess.
 
This is a much more comfortable spot.Still I had to prove Cassie would lose with my plot.
Yeah, even employed dogs at my sea. They are good for something here and there between peeing on a tree. And never fear, I gave those posing kitties fear. I swatted them upside the head for not helping me get my bed. Now there was my kitty adventure for today, back to lounging about my bay. I don't care if I have any class. I just enjoy being a little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.
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Published on April 12, 2013 03:00
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