Krystal Shannan Features Avery Astor

25 New Yorker Insights Learned inUndressedby Avery Aster

Sex
· Your vagina can take a guy’s shaft and nuts…at the same time.
· Always name your butt plug after Anderson Cooper.
· Pre-ejaculation while jetting a plane over Italy causes turbulence.
· Never let a dog sleep in your bed, especially three dogs. It’ll ruin your sex life.
· If he’s as hung as an Evian bottle, it’s best to look away.

Money
· Always retain the legal services of female lawyers, particularly ones named; Sarah Gol...