Asha Williams, Going Down Under

If I didn't love the land down under before, I sure do at this point.  Where the hell has Asha been hiding down there by the way.  That is what they call Australia right?  The Land Down Under or down there or where in the heck is that little island.  I have always wanted to go to Australia but for some reason I haven't made it.   If I made the trip I wonder if Asha would be kind enough to give me a tour.  Damn, my girlfriend might not like a private tour so I guess it would have to be a...