Twitter Recap by Cardeno C.

Happy Monday, y'all. Blogging desperation strikes again so today I bring to you, another twitter recap. Hopefully I remembered where the last one ended and this doesn't include repeats. 

Went out to lunch today & kept looking for the candid camera when the waitress spoke. Example: "Aren't you gonna have a shot of tequila?" Apr 05, 2013  Thank you internet: http://t.co/tBkkWjYE3P. #13 still makes me laugh, then immediately feel guilty about it. Apr 05, 2013  How to know it's a good day: being able to tie a Breakfast Club line into a work group email. Apr 04, 2013  In today's episode of Gym Adventures: dangly earings. Seems like asking for pain IMO. Apr 04, 2013  Yummy new drink: Last night's leftover banana peanut butter froyo + ground up chocolate covered espresso beans + Diet Coke. Apr 03, 2013  Why is the gym SO much harder on Mondays? Apr 01, 2013  Ulcer, too much caffeine, or overkill on the stomach crunches? The symptoms are too similar too know. Mar 28, 2013  I have a blurb for Until Forever Comes, the 2nd book in the Mates series: http://t.co/ozjb826Von. :) Mar 27, 2013  To celebrate Passover, a friend's post: Has anyone tried to make bacon-wrapped matzoh balls and if so, any advice other than don't? Mar 26, 2013  In case you need a blessing here's the number. http://t.co/PT0LVxFVQ4 Mar 23, 2013  Is the $11 charge to make Mike hard or to get a nonflacid Mike? I'm confused. http://t.co/nJND9pn4ms Mar 23, 2013  I haven't cried this hard in a long time. https://t.co/XGV1ZUzKxI. Let's never forget that something small can make a big difference. Mar 22, 2013  I have a perfect new cover for Until Forever Comes, the next Mates book. @ReeseDante has truly outdone herself. http://t.co/lTGQbUqo5P Mar 20, 2013  To my fellow Mary Calmes fans, she has a new book out with @PoppyDennison: http://t.co/MsJbwsex8I! Mar 20, 2013  Please vote for my dear friend and writing partner, Mary Calmes, GLBT - Contemporary Romance: http://t.co/rZapqiOwUP. You can login w/ FB. Mar 18, 2013  Tonight I got my first look at the cover to my upcoming book & I'm on cloud nine. @ReeseDante is an absolute genius. I'll share soon. Mar 16, 2013  Pft! http://t.co/vtAzs2ZPiN Mar 14, 2013  After a day of back pain and doctors and blah blah blah, my Diet Coke tastes SO good. Seriously, SO good. Mar 12, 2013  I was interviewed at Top2Bottom! Interview here: http://t.co/cGLxXej9MA. And book review here: http://t.co/SmmwWQtfB4. :) Mar 11, 2013  Happy Monday! Today on the blog, links to the fan page and group @selina_mcg & @rachMgalla started. http://t.co/zmKbpMdGeX Mar 11, 2013  Texts at the end of the weekend always replenish my story ideas list. Mar 10, 2013  Long weekend = barely conscious this a.m. Playing Britney *loud* to wake up. There might be goofy dancing. Go ahead & laugh. I deserve it. Mar 10, 2013  How much do I love her and what she is saying? http://t.co/bO9sFsF91E. SO much. Mar 07, 2013  Have you ever caught yourself watching cat videos and laughing? Mar 05, 2013  Joyfully Jay interviewed me today. Check it out here: http://t.co/oEsCXzHFYw. There's also a giveaway of Something in the Way He Needs. Mar 04, 2013  I'm drinking coke mixed w/ espresso. No joke. From a flavor perspective, I can't recommend this. I'll get back to you later about efficacy. Mar 04, 2013  Wonderful review of one of my very favorite books, Frog by Mary Calmes: http://t.co/tOZCg741MR. You're welcome, @sfrancespr! Mar 02, 2013  Did you know there's a Grindr for Girl Scout cookies? No, really. Look: https://t.co/26j7H8XlOz. Mar 01, 2013  Working from home today: sweats, couch, laptop, loud music, ridiculous dancing. Feb 28, 2013  How to know you really need caffeine: you pull up to the drive thru, pay for your drinks, and then drive off before receiving the drinks. Feb 28, 2013  I got a little nauseous looking at this. I tried to write the components of this "food" but ran out of characters! http://t.co/Jh6AeAAo1t Feb 27, 2013  y'all, my check engine light is back on. Repeat: check engine light is back on. Feb 26, 2013  Today's discoveries: buffalo Tabasco sauce = good. My new phone's talk to text changes my cusswords into **** = fucking shitty. ;) Feb 23, 2013  At grocery store. Just realized my shirt is inside out. Lovely. Oh well, they have hazelnut lattes. Feb 22, 2013  It's Friday! I'm loving my new phone. My car will be fixed soon. I have a cold Diet Coke. & did I mention that it's Friday? Whoot! Feb 22, 2013  Home waiting for repair person. Talking on the phone & saw him pull up. Said, "Gotta go put on pants." Hung up to sound of laughter. Feb 21, 2013  It's a cold, rainy, overcast day. Puts me in the mood for a hot cup of coffee. Feb 21, 2013  11 minute call w/ the mechanic. Blah blah blah - leak in the gas tank; blah blah blah - this is definitely the issue; blah blah blah - $$. Feb 20, 2013  The mechanic has been talking for a full 6:31 min (based on phone timer). I still don't know what's wrong or how much it'll cost. Feb 20, 2013  I just finished writing a scene and had to wipe away tears. I think I need more caffeine or something. Feb 20, 2013  Anytime I can work Cher into a book, I feel like I've succeeded in life. Feb 20, 2013  Cell phone decision made: Verizon & a Motorola Droid Razr HD based on connectivity & battery life. Anyone have issues w/ that phone? Feb 19, 2013  I came upon a giant excavating machine taking down a house and I've spent the past 30 minutes watching it like a little kid. So cool. Feb 19, 2013  Gross post alert: I have a hangnail. It hurts like hell. When we dug, there was puss. Puss. Now my finger hurts & I'm nauseous. Feb 19, 2013  Do you think the designer was laughing his ass off when someone signed off on this? http://t.co/ef4fSTxe Feb 18, 2013  I'm going to switch cell providers & get a new phone (long grumbling story). Anyone love their phone? I need recs. Feb 17, 2013  I just made today's to-do list. It started with "(1) shower". Can you tell it's a a writing weekend? Feb 16, 2013  We're up to three. Okay, I'll just add these up for a bit so I don't overpost. Feb 16, 2013  2 birds ran into my window in the last 5 min. I'm going to start a daily tally. Feb 16, 2013  Don't they make a lovely couple? http://t.co/ulU4TEJ2 Feb 14, 2013  Way to go Lego! https://t.co/0cdIYqUh Feb 14, 2013  Y'all, the check engine light is on. Repeat the check engine light is back on. Feb 14, 2013  My friend is a teacher. This is a pic from a schoolbook about prairie dogs. Who are into menage. http://t.co/KzU5R0B5 Feb 14, 2013  I slathered my fake chic'n & rice w/ wing sauce. My mouth hurts but I can't stop eating it. Feb 13, 2013  I hope your week is much more exciting than my blog post. ;)
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