Yerba Buenians are an extinct race that met disasterafter...

Yerba Buenians are an extinct race that met disasterafter filling in the primary cove upon which theirmodest settlement was initially built with their mostlyunused names. Yerba Buena refers to the Anglicizationof the original settlement’s native name of Hierva Buena Que Rica en la Boca de Las Mujeras Bellisimas de España Vieja; however, the original meaning of this name has beenlost to history, much like the Yerba Buenians themselves.Yerba Buenians were known as a wild and rambunctioustribe, having strung numerous of their settlement’shighest officials by their necks from the edifices of theadministrative and religious centers. For example, theirfounder, José Joaquín de la Santísima Trinidad Moraga,and the party’s original leader, Juan Bautista de AnzaBezerra Nieto, were usurped by the insurrectionist JuanRamirez Tuaca Guadalupita de Rosa de Santa María dela Revolución de Los Angeles del Rio de la Amazonianoscon la Leche Sabrosa y Dulce y la Café Muy Dudo. OtherYerba Buenians, such as Rosa Miguelita Carmela de laAscención de la Vírgen de Guadalupe que Regresa delCorazon de Tu Madre Quando Ella Tiene la CochinitaSucia y Lavale en El Rio Pequeño, enjoyed their purchasedsalmon from Vancouverians who had established traderelations prior to the country’s disappearance. At theheight of a large migratory invasion of Americans, theYerba Buenians’ population skyrocketed, causing thephone book to expand exponentially by the length of itspages, thus Yerba Buena Cove was filled with a billionseemingly unnecessary names. As a result, Yerba Buenianculture fizzled and sputtered in collusion with their newmigratory neighbors, and was subsumed completely by thetime the town and its inhabitants’ names were changed.They became San Franciscans (see San Franciscans, pg.105).