Don't Neglect, Reach Out And Connect!

So the other day the cat was going to that other bay and we saw a sign, that was pretty sad to the feline. You know, one of those ones outside a grocery or any other store with words aglow. It said "follow us on Facebook" which just made me shake my head. Someone actually took the time to move the letters around to say that? I guess they are desperate for Facebook followers at their mat. But we can have some fun as we reach out and connect a ton.

Look at our sign,
Aren't we divine?
Follow us on Facebook and Twitter,
Now now, don't get bitter.

Just because you used your phone,
And now a ticket adds to your debt loan.
Should have stopped first,
After reading our burst.

At least now you know,
When 15% off cupboards are at our show.
But why stop with us?
Just look at the side of each bus.

Follow your bank!
Give it a yank.
Now you will know,
When stocks are low.

You know the drill,
Follow and like at our hill.
Then when it's time to drill and fill,
You'll know to pop a pain pill.

By joining our feed,
You will get all you need.
Life, medical, dental and even disability.
All are cheap at our sea.

By following our stuff,
When things get rough,
Give us a tweet,
We'll sue off their feet.

Watch your eyes,
As they swirl like flies.
Now with your like,
You'll know when Candy pretends to use the mic.

Could follow us as well.
Just ring the like bell.
Then when it is time for a shot,
With your pants down you'll still be caught.

Can you tell we are desperate as can be?
Even posting a sign on a tree.
Why will no one like?
Don't many want to take a funeral home hike?

Some things should just not be followed at our sea as they are just strange and creepy. But I suppose all are parts of life. Could follow if you need to divorce your wife or have bad teeth. Maybe if you need 15% off a wreath. But on following or liking I'll take a pass, no one needs to shove a shot in my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.