this calendar is killing me

Check out today’s little nugget of wisdom from the world’s greatest inspirational calendar.

We women have been called parasites, frivolous, empty-headed, and evil.

We may not have developed our insecurities all by ourselves.

Oh, I’m sorry! Did I say nugget of wisdom? I meant turd of doom.

First of all, that isn’t even a quote. I could write this calendar. “Women are bitches. Why do women think they are bitches?” You just say something inflammatory and then make a mindless statement afterward.

I was