Mad Libs: The New Real Edition

This was too funny not to use: introducing a taste of what livewriting can be like… it's The New Real: Blast Radius' Mad Libs engine!  Just answer a few simple questions, and you can get your very own oddball Darvey adventure, in advance of the actual story, this Friday to Sunday!

I should mention that the linked story is a one-off adventure that has no relation to the events of either TNR1 or TNR2.  It's just for fun.