What To Do If Your WordPress.com Account or Blog Is Suspended

Hey Folks!

Sorry for the radio silence, but I’ve been locked out of my WordPress.com account for the last couple of days. Actually, I was greeted by this ominous message:

Yikes!

When I saw this message, I probably looked something like this:

Note the confusion…

And then, after trying to log in a second time as if that might help, I probably looked like this:

Notice how, as I realized this message was real, all of my hair spontaneously fell out… and apparently I thought I was The Rock?

It’s also quit...