Idiot Authors (or, just because you're published doesn't mean you're not a douche)

I've written enough about authors that have shown very public displays of ill judgment that it seemed to be almost mandatory that I talk about Mr. Patrick Roscoe (his name is not a link because you absolutely must hear the story before landing on his site.)  This is especially true because my list of authorial asshats seems to be overwhelmingly female, and we do need some gender balance.

So did Mr. Roscoe do?  Well, he sent the following to literary agent Colleen Lindsay,  to whom he queried f...