Large And In Charge!

So for E I didn't want to do Easter, as it's over and may make some curse my keester. Of course that is fun too but I figured an increase should come due. So for E it is time to Enlarge at my sea.

Some things are ever so small,
We'll avoid giving the gutter a call.
But I'm sure it is a wish,
To enlarge such things on ones dish.

Enlarge your feet,
That would be sweet.
Enlarge your home,
To the size of Rome.

Will need to enlarge your street.
But can gain more ground with large feet.
Enlarge your electric bill,
Enlarge your cleaning thrill.

Enlarge your lawn,
Enlarge seems like a long con.
Now you need more income,
As you give an enlarge hum.

With your enlarged room,
Enlarged furniture blooms.
Enlarge your bed,
Making it cause dread.

Enlarge your tub,
Damn thing can fit a sub.
Takes an hour to fill up,
Even to bath a pup.

Which has an enlarged space,
To enjoy a messy embrace.
Enlarged enough from view,
That more mess can be caused for you.

Enlarged space for the relatives too,
As they come and bother you.
Enlarged garage you have to fill,
Upping your insurance bill.

For you need that enlarged car,
With all the bells and whistles, including its own bar.
Enlarging your liquor bill,
Making your liver feel ill.

What fun this enlargement plot,
To flaunt to all who have a small cot.
When our enlarged crap,
Barely ever even gets used after falling into the enlargement trap.

Look at the cat going all high ground today. Who knows what can happen when from the gutter I stray. But never fear I will go back, plenty upcoming may give one a heart attack. What were you hoping for a magic pill for things to umm fill? Could not resist one final enlargement pass. I can't go fully out of the gutter with my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.